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« on: March 10, 2010, 08:32:06 AM »
This morning I get up very depressed because it is my birthday…. another year older.

After I got shaved and washed, I went for breakfast expecting my wife to congratulate me with a big kiss…
No way, she was sitting like every morning with the newspaper not saying anything.

I took myself a coffee and thought that she forgot it but in a few moments my children will come down singing “Happy birthday”, kiss me and give me presents…..
My children came in and ….. nothing!

After arrival at my office, my secretary came to me with a biXmile, congratulated me with my birthday, gave me a big kiss and get me a cop of coffee, I felt much better than.

Later that morning she came to me and suggested to go out for lunch, it’s not busy so I said “that’s a very good idea” (she is really a hunk!!) and I saw the sunny side of life again.

After lunch she suggested to go to her apartment for a drink……
I said: “why not….” and I became really excited…….

After a few drinks she said to me that she wanted to change her cloths for something more easy so she went to her bedroom …. “I’ll be back in few moments, make yourself comfortable....”

After a few minutes she came out of her bedroom with a big birthday cake followed by my wife, my children and many friends ..........   SURPRISE.

…….. and I was only wearing my socks!
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 09:12:36 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 09:22:27 AM »
I would of had my socks off also........
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 10:08:56 AM »
 Tiger Woods has a Secretary??  ROFL ROFL ROFL
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 10:18:46 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 07:31:27 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 03:16:44 PM »
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