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« on: February 15, 2006, 08:30:46 PM »

Shamelessly swiped from Ben Ellisons site. Author unknown.

I must go down to the sea again, in a modern high-tech boat,
 And all I ask is electric, for comfort while afloat,
 And alternators, and solar panels, and generators going,
 and deep cycle batteries with many amperes flowing.
 I must go down to the sea again, to the autopilot’s ways,
 And all I ask is a GPS, and a radar, and displays,
 And a cell phone, and a weatherfax, and a shortwave radio,
 And compact disks, computer games and TV videos.
 I must go down to the sea again, with a freezer full of steaks,
 And all I ask is a microwave, and a blender for milkshakes,
 And a watermaker, air-conditioner, hot water in the sink,
 And e-mail and a VHF to see what my buddies think.
 I must go down to the sea again, with power-furling sails,
 And chart displays of all the seas, and a bullhorn for loud hails,
 And motors pulling anchor chains, and push-button sheets,
 And programs which take full charge of tacking during beats.
 I must go down to the sea again, and not leave friends behind,
 And so they never get seasick we’ll use the web online,
 And all I ask is an Internet with satellites over me,
 And beaming all the data up, my friends sail virtually.
 I must go down to the sea again, record the humpback whales,
 Compute until I decipher their language and their tales,
 And learn to sing in harmony, converse beneath the waves,
 And befriend the gentle giants as my synthesizer plays.
 I must go down to the sea again, with RAM in gigabytes,
 and teraflops of processing for hobbies that I like,
And software suiting all my wants, seated at my console
 And pushing on the buttons which give me complete control.
 I must go down to the sea again, my concept seems quite sound,
 But when I simulate this boat, some problems I have found.
 The cost is astronomical, repairs will never stop,
 Instead of going sailing, I’ll be shackled to the dock.
 I must go down to the sea again, how can I get away?
 Must I be locked in low-tech boats until my dying day?
 Is there no cure for my complaint, no technologic fix?
 Oh, I fear electric fever is a habit I can’t kick.
And software suiting all my wants, seated at my console
 And pushing on the buttons which give me complete control.
 I must go down to the sea again, my concept seems quite sound,
 But when I simulate this boat, some problems I have found.
 The cost is astronomical, repairs will never stop,
 Instead of going sailing, I’ll be shackled to the dock.
 I must go down to the sea again, how can I get away?
 Must I be locked in low-tech boats until my dying day?
 Is there no cure for my complaint, no technologic fix?
 Oh, I fear electric fever is a habit I can’t kick
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