AARP Questions with answers!

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Subject: Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true? Where is it?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."


Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?



A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..


Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"


SMILE, You've still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT?

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mmmmmmmmmmmm..menopause..... ///