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« on: January 26, 2012, 04:37:15 PM »

An american couple is vacationing in Ireland, taking a scenic drive along the ocean. The wife looks out the window and spots a farmer having relations with a sheep. She is appalled at the sight. She tells her husband to pull over.

She yells at the farmer and tells her husband she is going to report the farmer to the authorities. The husband says don't worry about it..............it's not that big of a deal. He explains that she would probably even have to come back and testify.

She is insistent and calls the authorities and the farmer is arrested.

Three months later, at his trial, the wife is back testifying.

The prosecutor asks her what she saw. She says "I saw that man (pointing at the farmer) having relations with a sheep." The prosecutor replys "Mr. O'Malley is a respected member of this community and a member of the city council. I'm afraid you will need to be a bit more descriptive if we are going to convict farmer O'Malley on such a serious charge".

The wife replies, "Well he was standing behind the sheep and his pants were down. Oh, and I did see the sheep swing its head around and lick Mr. O'Malley in the face."

One of the jurors leans over and whispers in another jurors ear. "Every once in a while you will get one to do that!!"

Not guilty!!
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