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boumanr
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Location: Picton, Bay of Quinte, Ontario
Boat: Fiesta Vee 312
Boat name: Holy Moly
Posts: 63
Newfie Screech??
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January 25, 2012, 01:58:44 PM »
A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the Newfie replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Newfie replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging
Out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk Newfie looks down at his crotch and without
Missing a beat, blurts out....
"Holy sh.t..! Me girlfriend's gone, too!!
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"HOLY MOLY" Picton Ontario
raybo3
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Location: East Boston Ma.
Boat: 2002 342 Fiesta Vee
Boat name: RAYBO III
Posts: 3054
Re: Newfie Screech??
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Ray*
Rinker342
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Location: Chesapeake Bay / Annapolis, MD
Boat: 2005 Rinker FV 342
Boat name: Crews Control
Posts: 1665
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Doug
"Crews Control"
2005 Rinker 342
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Capt Ron
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Location: Aurora ON Canada
Boat: 07 Rinker 320EC 5.0L B3
Boat name: Y Knot
Posts: 2065
Re: Newfie Screech??
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January 25, 2012, 03:59:54 PM »
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Y Knot tie up and have a drink
PartsMan
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Location: Fairport Harbor, Ohio
Boat: 2003 270 FV
Boat name: Time Out
Posts: 1976
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pepmyster
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Location: Mascouche, Quebec,Canada
Boat: Rinker 280 ec 2008
Boat name: Chances Are
Posts: 1161
I has to be in the water!!
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FF654
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Location: Mendota, IL
Boat: 2005 Captiva 232 BR
Boat name: not yet named
Posts: 88
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