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Hamdog
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The Bear
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January 24, 2012, 02:00:54 PM »
A couple of guys go camping. They party pretty hard the first night and go to sleep in their tent. The next morning, one guy hears something, wakes up, unzips the tent and looks out. He sees a big, angry and hungry bear heading into their campsite.
He sits down on his cot and starts taking his hiking boots off and putting his tennis shoes on.
The other guy wakes up and asks him what he is doing.
"A big hungry bear is heading right for us."
The other guy says it won't do any good to put on your tennis shoes because you can't outrun a bear.
The first guy responds, "Don't have to. All I have to do is outrun YOU!"
Gotta love friends..................
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Boat: 2002 342 Fiesta Vee
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Ahh oldie but goodie.....
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Boat: 1999 Rinker Fiesta Vee 270
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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I has to be in the water!!
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