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Babyboomer
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
THE BLONE PILOT
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December 19, 2011, 08:16:04 PM »
THE BLONE PILOT
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . .
Who art in Heaven.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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I has to be in the water!!
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